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South Park isn’t dropping a new episode this week, but the show’s still taking shots at Donald Trump. A teaser for the next episode features the show’s version of Trump awkwardly groping Satan’s leg under a table—because of course it does. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone clearly aren’t done poking fun at the former president, even during a break in the schedule.

Editor’s Note: Love it or hate it, South Park has always thrived on pushing buttons, and this clip is just the latest example. While it’s not a full episode, the gag keeps the show’s irreverent tone alive—and reminds us that Trump remains low-hanging fruit for satire. For fans, it’s a playful tease; for critics, it’s more of the same. Either way, it’s a sign the show’s still got its edge.

EA just crushed it this quarter, raking in a whopping $1.3 billion thanks to its sports games and a surprise comeback from Apex Legends. Turns out, people can't get enough of virtual touchdowns and battle royales—EA’s earnings blew past what even the analysts predicted.

Editor’s Note: This isn’t just another earnings report—it’s proof that live-service games (the ones that keep updating and pulling players back in) are still a goldmine. EA’s success, especially with Apex Legends bouncing back, shows that even "struggling" games can turn things around with the right updates and engagement. For gamers, it means more content; for investors, it’s a sign the gaming slump might not be as bad as feared.

The long-running soap opera Days of Our Lives had to step in and clear the air after rumors swirled that one of its veteran actors, Suzanne Rogers (who’s played Maggie Horton Kiriakis since 1973), might be leaving the show. In a rare move, the show’s team publicly confirmed that Rogers isn’t going anywhere, calling her "integral to the show’s history." Fans can breathe easy—Maggie’s staying put.

Editor’s Note: Soap operas thrive on loyalty—both from fans and actors who’ve been part of the fabric for decades. When a legend like Suzanne Rogers is involved, even speculation about her departure can send shockwaves. The show’s quick, emphatic response shows how much they value her (and how much they know fans do too). It’s a nod to the deep connection between long-running shows and their audiences—losing a character like Maggie would’ve felt like losing family.

Stephen Colbert is already joking about his next gig after CBS announced the cancellation of The Late Show—because why let a little thing like unemployment kill the comedy? While the show’s end marks the close of a 33-year era, Colbert’s tongue-in-cheek career speculation keeps things light, proving he’s not ready to ditch the mic just yet.

Editor’s Note: Late-night TV is shifting, and Colbert’s humor about his future reminds us that even big changes can come with a punchline. It’s a playful way to acknowledge the end of an institution while keeping fans guessing—and laughing—about what’s next.

The cast and crew of Outlander: Blood of My Blood—the much-hyped prequel to the hit historical fantasy series Outlander—turned heads at the show’s L.A. premiere. Held at the Directors Guild of America, the event was a glitzy celebration for fans eagerly awaiting this new chapter, which dives into the backstory of beloved characters like Claire and Jamie.

Editor’s Note: For Outlander devotees, this isn’t just another red carpet—it’s a glimpse into the expanded world of a show that’s kept viewers hooked for years. The prequel’s buzz suggests Starz is betting big on keeping the franchise alive, and the premiere’s excitement hints at a warm reception ahead. If you’re into epic romance with a time-travel twist, this one’s on your radar.