This article is a tongue-in-cheek roast of the New York Giants aimed at non-fans, part of a series of brutally honest NFL team previews. It leans into the team's struggles with playful (but pointed) criticism, clearly written for readers who enjoy some schadenfreude rather than die-hard supporters.

Editor’s Note: While it’s framed as humor, the piece taps into real frustration around the Giants’ performance—something that resonates in sports culture, where struggling teams become punchlines. For fans, it’s salt in the wound; for rivals, it’s cathartic. Either way, it’s a sign of how much emotional weight sports fandom carries.