Rumors are swirling that Elon Musk and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent got into a physical fight at the White House after clashing over IRS policy. Steve Bannon reportedly said Musk threw the first punch, turning it into a "playground tussle" that needed breaking up. The internet, of course, is having a field day with memes and speculation—especially since Musk was recently spotted with a black eye.

Editor’s Note: Whether true or not, this story taps into our fascination with powerful people behaving badly. If real, it’s a bizarre look at how high-stakes policy debates might devolve behind closed doors. If fake, it’s still a reminder of how quickly unverified drama can dominate the news cycle—especially when it involves someone as polarizing as Musk. Either way, buckle up for more wild theories.